WARNER ROCK

WHERE on Earth is WARNER ROCK?

I am pretty good with geography so when they started talking about this on the radio today I began to wonder.

I have been to Plymouth Rock, Seneca Rocks, Red Rock, Slippery Rock and others but have no recall of ever having visited this Warner Rock.

So I turned up the volume and listened closely.

Oh NO.

They are now talking about Iowa. Is that the rock with all the flags painted on it? Is the artist named Warner?

NOT.

They are talking about a TIMETABLE for the WARNER ROCK.

What?

Yes. The war in Iraq.

Warnerock.

God Bless all the Warnerock victims.

Let us have NO MORE WARnerock.
Please.

It really is what I thought they said!